We've got the dreamer's disease

tabit: I’m not in the mood to exist

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:20 -0400

tabit:

I’m not in the mood to exist

snapchatting: i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:55:15 -0400

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:54:06 -0400

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

allmymetaphors: whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:40:48 -0400

allmymetaphors:

whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe

the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:35:31 -0400

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:59:38 -0400

smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:53:02 -0400

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:45:05 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:07:38 -0400

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:44:43 -0400

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

longlivetheatre: for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:42:27 -0400

longlivetheatre:

for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:42:19 -0400

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:41:26 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

lambhoof: A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:37:24 -0400

lambhoof:

A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:05 -0400

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:02:41 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

i am three years behind in my math homework

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:01:53 -0400

i am three years behind in my math homework

lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:01:04 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:00:25 -0400

joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:37:10 -0400

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you